Viva Las Vegas! Alphaclan Conference w/ Blackjack and Hookers!

It's been booked. Nails and I (and anyone else that wants to come) will be in Vegas for 5 days in November. From the 20th to the 24th. We're staying at the Imperial Palace where we'll each have our own room because it only cost $105 total for 4 fucking nights! It's also close to the center of the strip and actually on the strip, not some side street, which makes it very convenient and easy to find your way back to after heavy drinking.

Not sure of what Nails' flight plan is like, but I'll be arriving at around 1:15PM on Sunday and leaving early on Thursday to still enjoy Thanksgiving dinner.

Should I bring my Elvis wig? Looking into it in the next few days [the flight, not the wig]

*jealous*

Don't be jealous. Just be there! Speaking for myself, I will be content just to walk around and look at stuff and hang with my mates. I don't gamble as a rule, but I do want to go to the gun store and shoot an SMG or two and a Deagle. BOOM!

I think the gun store is outside of Vegas, but yeah, I'd be down for that.

I really wish I could go, and I would if I could. Problem is theres a wee bit higher price tag involved for me. If it was somewhere in europe it would be a whole different story ><

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6:13 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: On an off night where we're way too fucking plastered to do anything and should probably be crawling back to our rooms we should hit up one of the paino bars.
6:13 PM - [Alpha]Nails: OK
6:13 PM - [Alpha]Nails: I will sing you a song
6:13 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: I think the paino player does that
6:14 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: But if you're not a horrid singer then maybe you'll be able to sing with him and also get us some free drinks
6:14 PM - [Alpha]Nails: I will do my very best
6:15 PM - [Alpha]Nails: I love piany bars
6:15 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: The piano bar on my first cruise was where I spent my time after some time in the smoking loungr after dinner.
6:16 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Was the perfect end to the evening… outside of still being up for many more hours once it closed and getting midnight food on the open deck…
6:16 PM - [Alpha]Nails: Yeah
6:17 PM - [Alpha]Nails: Shit it is only a few monthts till me go!
6:17 PM - [Alpha]Nails: Getting excited
6:17 PM - [Alpha]Nails: I am
6:20 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: We should also be able to take advantage of the city being sorta fucked by the economic downturn. Play our cards right, make up some absurd backstories, and enjoy the absurdity of the place.
6:21 PM - [Alpha]Nails: I wanted have andy come and Raz and then pretend I was a traveling salesman and you all were my bastard sons from across the nation
6:22 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: I don't think us balling our eyes out about finally finding our father would get us any action
6:22 PM - [Alpha]Nails: Wimmen like sentimental men
6:22 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: No, that plan would only get you laid
6:22 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Horrible plan
6:23 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Horrible
6:23 PM - [Alpha]Nails: We should keep our eyes peeled for a mother and daughter team
6:23 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Haha
6:23 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Yes, we really should
6:23 PM - [Alpha]Nails: Me and my dad did it back in the day
6:23 PM - [Alpha]Nails: was funny as hell
6:24 PM - [Alpha]Nails: go on craigslist and ad for a team
6:25 PM - [Alpha]Nails: Wanted- A slutty motherand daughter in Vegas for november
6:25 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: I booked the rooms, you do it
6:25 PM - [Alpha]Nails: hahaha
6:25 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Plus, it'd be sorta hard if they wanted to only come to one room
6:25 PM - [Alpha]Nails: I will rely on my devish charm and your money
6:25 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Well, if each room had only a King
6:26 PM - [Alpha]Nails: devilish
6:26 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: I'm relying on your devilish charm
6:26 PM - [Alpha]Nails: I was quite a swordsman in my day, you know
6:27 PM - [Alpha]Nails: I need to find a suit
6:27 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: lol, same
6:27 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: But we have to have them
6:27 PM - [Alpha]Nails: Dark blue pinstripe maybe
6:28 PM - [Alpha]Nails: I have a tux. I should bring that
6:28 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: No
6:28 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: I'm not going to be walking around with a guy in a tux
6:28 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Granted, I did that on the cruise, but still
6:28 PM - [Alpha]Nails: I could say I was an opera singer
6:29 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Could you demonstrate it on command?
6:31 PM - [Alpha]Nails: Um
6:31 PM - [Alpha]Nails: yes?
6:31 PM - [Alpha]Nails: or no
6:33 PM - [Alpha]Nails: I could say I was your butler
6:33 PM - [Alpha]Nails: you could call me "Jeeves
6:33 PM - [Alpha]Nails: and I could call you Richie
6:34 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: …
6:34 PM - [Alpha]Nails: Did you have Richie Rich comics as a kid?
6:34 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: I should just treat you like Woodhouse and act like Archer
6:34 PM - [Alpha]Nails: And I could just throw you into a treer
6:35 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: You're the one that brought up the butler concept!
6:36 PM - [Alpha]Nails: I think it would be better if you played Arthur and I be the smart ass butler that dies in the end
6:37 PM - [Alpha]Nails: You have the drunk part down
6:37 PM - [Alpha]Nails: and I am old and srcastic
6:37 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: How about I be Batman and you be my moral compass?
6:37 PM - [Alpha]Nails: If you wear the rig? ok
6:38 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: What if I'm just Bruce Wayne without the $$$$$$$$$?
6:38 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: And hair
6:38 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: And physiique
6:38 PM - [Alpha]Nails: when he was out in the world learning how to fight and getting thrown in prison?
6:38 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: He still had hair then
6:39 PM - [Alpha]Nails: \we are back to Arthur it seems
6:39 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: I don't understand the concept of that.
6:39 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: /young and not stupid old
6:40 PM - [Alpha]Nails: no comprehende"
6:40 PM - [Alpha]Nails: [Alpha]Shyfted One: /young and not stupid old
6:40 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Who is Arthur?
6:41 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: I was aying that I'm young and calling you stupid old
6:41 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: saying*
6:41 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Stupid being an adjective to old
6:41 PM - [Alpha]Nails: There have been two mivies named Arthur and you should see the Dudly Moore version as soon as possible
6:42 PM - [Alpha]Nails: The latest version has Russel Brand who I hate
6:42 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Russel Brand?! I love that guy!
6:42 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: I'm kidding as you fume with rage
6:43 PM - [Alpha]Nails: You won't after you see him butcher the Arthur role that Dudly Moore made famous
6:44 PM - [Alpha]Nails: an outstanding job playing as a filthy rich pisstank ne'er do well
6:44 PM - [Alpha]Nails: at odds with his heritage and in love with a common girl
6:45 PM - [Alpha]Nails: and his hilarious relationship with his butler
6:45 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: The original is on instan watch on Netflix so I'll watch it
6:45 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: instant*
6:45 PM - [Alpha]Nails: You won't regret it
6:45 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: I should also post selected parts of this conversation in the thread to make people more jealous that they're not coming.
6:46 PM - [Alpha]Nails: Sure. Why not?
6:46 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Wait, scrolling back I noticed the dark blue pinstripe comment…
6:47 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Horrible idea unless I'm passing you off as some guy from a strange country
6:47 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Although that would be hilarious.
6:47 PM - [Alpha]Nails: gives you an idea on how much I know 'bout suits
6:48 PM - [Alpha]Nails: I can fake a pretty good slavic accent
6:48 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Get something black and cheap and then get is taylored
6:48 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: The fake accent would probably be good enough for Vegas
6:48 PM - [Alpha]Nails: Buttons?
6:49 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Holy shit, good question. I should ask some people I know what's actually in style right now
6:49 PM - [Alpha]Nails: Me too
6:50 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Yeah, if you actually know anyone into fashion that isn't 30+…
6:50 PM - [Alpha]Nails: Men&#8217;s suits: modern suit styles for 2011 - Fashionising.com
6:50 PM - [Alpha]Nails: single breasted
6:51 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Don Draper yes, that first photo, fuck no
6:51 PM - [Alpha]Nails: Yeah
6:51 PM - [Alpha]Nails: that is my stye
6:51 PM - [Alpha]Nails: easy to find in the thrift shaops
6:52 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: What? The first one with the twill suit and overcoat?
6:52 PM - [Alpha]Nails: I like that color
6:54 PM - [Alpha]Nails: Why is that guy wearing snow boots with a suit
6:54 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Oh god, I hadn't scrolled that far down
6:54 PM - [Alpha]Nails: I like your post this thread idea
6:54 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: I don't even know what those boots are
6:54 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Probably not even snow because of the laces
6:54 PM - [Alpha]Nails: I kind of like them
6:56 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: I can't imagine anything that's supposed to keep water/snow out that has laces and plenty of room for the water and snow to get in.
6:56 PM - [Alpha]Nails: If the Furries join we could all wear springy tails ftw
6:57 PM - [Alpha]Nails: with our suits
6:57 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: …
6:57 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: actually, that could be amazingly hilarious
6:57 PM - [Alpha]Nails: agreed
6:58 PM - [Alpha]Nails: I wonder if they would lend me a tail
6:58 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Probably and hopefully as I'd need one as well.
6:59 PM - [Alpha]Nails: The more I think of it, the more I like it. But we need at least three peeps to pull it off
6:59 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Why 3?
7:00 PM - [Alpha]Nails: four would be best but six would be better
7:00 PM - [Alpha]Nails: We could have a better impact with lager numbers
7:00 PM - [Alpha]Nails: larger
7:00 PM - [Alpha]Nails: and lager too
7:01 PM - [Alpha]Nails: Six guys decked out in suits with tails
7:01 PM - [Alpha]Nails: My tux with a tail
7:01 PM - [Alpha]Nails: LOL
7:01 PM - [Alpha]Nails: Tails
7:06 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Still don't understand the need more 3, but I guess 3+ would decrease our chances of being kicked out of a club
7:07 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: the need to have more than 3*
7:09 PM - [Alpha]Nails: safety in numbers
7:09 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: We really should work a different cover story each day
7:10 PM - [Alpha]Nails: one or two guys could be singed out where four or five is a statement
7:10 PM - [Alpha]Nails: lol
7:10 PM - [Alpha]Nails: WE USED UP ABOUT SIX RIGHT HERE AND NOW
7:10 PM - [Alpha]Nails: /:
7:11 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: We didn't use them up as we're not there yet?
7:11 PM - [Alpha]Nails: In the kitchen cooking
7:11 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: And who's to say we don't try more in a single day.
7:11 PM - [Alpha]Nails: indeed
7:11 PM - [Alpha]Nails: brb
7:11 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: This is Vegas. We could be pretty much anyone at any given time.
7:16 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Just started Arthur. I'm not that rich
7:17 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Not even past the opening credits.
7:19 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Oh god, I don't know if I've ever been that drunk
7:20 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Or had that much money to not give a fuck
7:27 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: I'm out of beer
7:27 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Should have gotten 4 40's instead of 3
7:44 PM - [Alpha]Nails: How could you let that happen
7:44 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: I normally only buy 2
7:45 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: I guess the hurricane drama and extra sleep has upgraded the amount I can drink
7:57 PM - [Alpha]Nails: LOL
7:58 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: The availability of alcohol in Vegas at all hours is rather taxing
7:59 PM - [Alpha]Nails: one would be wise to use prudence
7:59 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Vegas?
7:59 PM - [Alpha]Nails: and to pace ones self
7:59 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Vegas?
7:59 PM - [Alpha]Nails: in order to not lose time passed out
8:00 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: The time spent passed out was normally just between the hours of 4AM and 8AM.

Now that's what i call a strange conversation! LOL 

7:58 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: What was the Deus Ex announcement?
7:58 PM - [Alpha]Nails: I dunno
8:00 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Also, we should be at a wedding in Vegas. There needs to be a witness anyway.
8:00 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: And since they eloped they might party with us afterwards which could mean free drinks for all the costs they saved compared to a traditional wedding
8:01 PM - [Alpha]Nails: No shit?
8:01 PM - [Alpha]Nails: freinds of yours
8:01 PM - [Alpha]Nails: friend
8:01 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: No
8:02 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: But I think we should make it a point to attend a Vegas wedding and hopefully hang with the bride and groom afterwards
8:02 PM - [Alpha]Nails: Crash a wedding?
8:02 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Well, more crash a couple eloping, but yeah
8:02 PM - [Alpha]Nails: there is a chapel in the hotel y'know
8:02 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: We should crash the one in the Luxor
8:02 PM - [Alpha]Nails: we could lurk there
8:02 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: They probably actually have money
8:03 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: We need to have prewritten toasts prepared that we can just pull out of our pockets
8:03 PM - [Alpha]Nails: I am going to have just one.
8:04 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Yes, one will be fine
8:04 PM - [Alpha]Nails: and use it whether it is relevant or not
8:04 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: As long as doesn't piss of the bride or groom then it's perfect
8:05 PM - [Alpha]Nails: The groom shoulda told his new bride he was my prison bitch and he needs to file for divorce first
8:06 PM - [Alpha]Nails: or sonmething
8:06 PM - [Alpha]Nails: you never know
8:06 PM - [Alpha]Nails: you may end up getting married yourself
8:06 PM - [Alpha]Nails: I will be your best man
8:07 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Hahaha
8:08 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: If you're my best man make sure there is a prenup unless she's rich
8:08 PM - [Alpha]Nails: You had better start combing the ads now
8:08 PM - [Alpha]Nails: find a nice girl in the yellow pages
8:09 PM - [Alpha]Nails: Chances are you will be so pissed the contract would be null and void
8:09 PM - [Alpha]Shyfted One: Why would I trust you on American marriage law?

lmao when I read the first part I thought shyfted was proposing to nails.